recess recollections
i was minding my own business, just enjoying my meal. i did nothing to agitate it no. but it decided to anyway. the bloody bird shat on me. all over my hair, my uniform and my plate. and it had to be whitish and sticky (fresh they say) gah. poor sister sebbie was hit too. ugh. stupid bird. go poo somewhere else.
the banner's up! =) and i can't see my specks! (many will disagree on whether this is a good thing or a bad thing) sharan's cock is the best. even mr choe thinks so. he walked by and pointed it out, stating why hers was nicer than the others. perhaps coz the others hadn't reached maturity yet and sharan's was the biggest. anyhow it was nice and tight and firmly secured. (the banner i mean) hardeeharhar. orange it is! and i've just realised that i've no deep fryer. aack.
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11:24 PM
hahahahah HILARIOUS! haha. eh mr choe had a condemned quote. coz we were talking about the cock and all the colourful bits of things bursting out from it. and he was like =S ugh at first but then as he looked around he wanted to say ours was the best cock but he ended up saying ours was the BURST cock. i tell you the subconcsicous is amazing! i bet he was just bursting to say it. hahaha. he was so embarassed he told us he was blushing.
12:02 PM
HAHAHA........ So FARNIE! A true blue condemned quote!
11:48 PM
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